XXXCAT $XXXCAT
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House Rules

Taped to the dressing room door since night one.

  1. One bill, one toss. The jar does not do change.
  2. Shout requests at the jar, not at the DJ.
  3. The pole is load bearing. Dance accordingly.
  4. Ones count the same as twenties. The jar has no opinion on denominations.
  5. Compliments and complaints go to the same place: the jar.
  6. Last call is when the spotlight stops moving, not a minute before.

The Chalkboard

Rewritten behind the bar every night. Same board since the place opened.

  1. 01 The Tuesday Regular shows up like clockwork, tips like the jar owes him money.
  2. 02 Big Denim once folded a twenty just to watch it land straight.
  3. 03 Booth Four tips the most, says the least.
  4. 04 Two Bill Tony the nickname explains itself.
  5. 05 The Bachelor Table loud, generous, gone by ten.

What the Regulars Say

Scrawled on napkins, pinned up by the register.

Best seat in the house is wherever the jar can see you.

Kev, Tuesday nights

I came in for one drink. I stayed for the chalkboard rivalry.

Dana, table by the door

The spotlight has better rhythm than my last three dates.

Marcus, back booth

Ten out of ten jar. Would toss a bill again.

Priya, first timer

Behind the Curtain

XXXcat has worked this stage since before the building had a working thermostat. The costume changes with the season. The spotlight rig does not. She turned down three uptown clubs to keep this corner: the regulars tip better and the ceiling already knows her by name.

The signature spin · live loop
Stage nameXXXCAT
On this stage sincebefore anyone kept receipts
Signature movethe slow spin off the pole into a full bow
Known forfinishing the set even when the sound system quits
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